Kürzlich

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R E L I G I O U S   T R U T H S

TAOISM: Shit happens.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to somebody else.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?

RASTAFARI: Lets smoke the shit and be happy!

Handschriftlicher Zusatz:

NLP: Turn shit into roses.